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Its a Marvel/Star Trek cross over event, as The Collector fakes Datas death in order to, you know, collect him. Its another dissertation on the nature of man and whether Data is a being or a thing, but this time its got Saul Rubinek being creepy and evil and awesome so Ill let it slide.

Reginald Barclay is a creepy, creepy little man who creates holodeck simulations of his coworkers so that he can woo and belittle them as he sees fit. Troi is absolutely terrible at her job and has no clue hes got a big ol crush on her. She is the worst psychiatrist in ten star systems. I wish Wesley had stuffed Barclay out an airlock.

When Windows 10 releases, you can actually remake this episode in your holographic headset, starring you as Barclay, and it will be just as fucking creepy.

The mayor of Sunnydale falls in love with a living ship. Man, the euphemisms for obesity have gotten out of control in the future. Yo mamma so fat shes a living ship!

Captain Picard goes on vacation and endures some of the worst costuming in the history of television. Seriously, how are you supposed to exude authority in this?

Picard gets kidnapped and put on the set of Cube. Man, thats a really good movie. You should go watch that instead.

Klingon politics are seriously, hard core messed up. Like, Keep the Government Out of My Medicare messed up. Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin messed up.

To keep the Empire from crumbling, Worf agrees to be shunned and stripped of his honor. He just wants to go back to his quarters, drink a bottle of prune juice, and cry.

Data builds a daughter! She is awesome, and they bond as a parent/child relationship, so of course some asshole from Star Fleet thinks the best thing ever would be to separate them and study Lal somewhere far away from Data. Admiral Haftel is insistent, and this drives Lal to emotion she is petrified. Without the circuitry to correctly process it, she goes catatonic, and Admiral Haftel attempts to help Data to repair the damage.

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