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Expert Claims Cheating On Your Partner Will Help You Lose Weight And We’re Confused – Elite Daily

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If youve been tryingto shed some pounds, and youre sick of expensive diet plans, apparently, the best alternative tactic is good, old-fashioned cheating.

Yes, you heard me right. And yes, Im as confused as you are.

Health and body hypnotherapistSteve Miller, known for his unconventional expertise when it comes to losing weight, is now pitching the idea that sex with a skinny person is your best chance at slimming down,according to MailOnline

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Miller proposes that its peoples dead relationships that are causing them to eat too much and be overweight. And heis confident that an affair with someoneon the thinner side will get youright out of thatlong-running food coma.

The cheating will not only lead to a drop in weight, but apparently, it will also help to revive your self-esteem and have you feeling confident and healthy once again. (Yeah, OK.)

Miller explained,

A lot of the reason we get fat is because we are in relationships with those we shouldnt be. We turn to food to fill the void.Partners can also become feeders because they are controlling bullies living in fear we may leave them for someone else.

Miller also believes obese people are most likely in relationships with feeders, partners who coax their significant others into eating that second, third orfourth cheeseburger, so theyll continue packing on the pounds.

This is all a ploy, according to Miller, because the feeder is actually so insecure, they want their partner to get heavierand ultimately rely on them more than they do already.

The dreary partner you are with is a killer in disguise because feeding yourself to create comfort will probably trigger cancer, stroke and heart disease, Miller said. Dont feel guilty for having an affair, go create excitement with a new lover and see yourself depending less on food for comfort.

Miller emphasized that your new perfect person to sleep withneeds to be thin. Otherwise, youll just be with a new feeder who wants you to be fat forever.

Hey, my man, Steve what the fuck are you even saying?

Can you please confirm in what worldcheating is ever the top choice in any situation?

How about you recommend some low-carb, high-protein dinner options instead? Or maybe some fun, at-home workouts?

Im not sure where you got your degree, but going out of your way to have sex with someone else and hurt your partner doesnt seem like an optimal way to drop a pantsize.Some quality time on the treadmill does, though.

Think a little a little bit on that one, and then, get back to me.

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Sean Abrams is a sex & dating writer for Elite Daily. He enjoys long walks on the beach and large glasses of tequila. When he's not putting his thoughts on paper, he likes to pretend he's just like Channing Tatum in "Step Up" as a hip hop d ...

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