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Jun 21

Foreign Guy Slamming Diet Cokes At Bar Absolutely Dominating Pool Table – The Onion

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PHILADELPHIANoting that the quiet, intense individual clearly came to win, locals at Gelmans Tap reported Wednesday that a foreign guy was slamming Diet Cokes and dominating the pool table. Im not exactly sure who that guy is, but he doesnt speak much English, he got here exactly when the place opened at six, and he hasnt relinquished the table since, said customer Joey Shattuck, adding that the man paid only in cash, refused to drink a drop of alcohol, and repeatedly screamed at himself in a Baltic-sounding language whenever he missed a ball. He pointed his stick at me, chugged an entire Diet Coke, and proceeded to sink every single ball without saying another word. I think the whole game lasted about two minutes. I still dont know his name. At press time, patrons had reportedly decided to move on to playing darts after the foreign guy looked at everyone, slapped a $20 bill on the table, and asked if they wanted to start betting money.

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